SEPTEMBER 16 – SEPTEMBER 20
Just a few highlights from the last few days.
Went on the daytime gogo crawl led by Adam. The choices were the daytime gogos/bj bars, or soi 6. The vote was dead even coming down to the last punter…he was persuaded a bit to choose the gogos/bj action.
First stop was the Tahitian Queen on Beach rd. Ok, seemed good a first. I make my way over to a stool and plop down ready for a nice cold drink and a warm handful of ass. I was disappointed to say the least. I was sitting next to Payoff, a very handsome English gent who is young and tall, so I figured we’d have a good bit of attention. Nada, had 2 girls come over and say hi…then off they go to another table. Fair enough, my ego can manage. The problem was that we sat there for 5 minutes sans drinks and had to badger one of the service ladies to approach us…she told another service lady to “take care” us. So, finally we have our drinks and chat a bit. Time for the crawl to move along and we check bin, I stand up and have this little Thai thing jump in front of me with a big shit eating grin and say “Gimme tip”. WTF? Is that a joke? I told her if she wanted a tip, she should play with my dick if I ever make it into the place again. Like a robot, she spouts off again “Gimme tip”. I give her a “are you retarded?” look and receive my change. She then turns to her friends and mentions cheap charlie…except she wasn’t joking. Oh well…won’t have to worry about me not wasting my money in there again.
Next we were off to Far East Rock (I think that’s the name) on Soi Post Office. Walk in, sit down, get ignored by the “Giver of Life” (service lady), and walk out. Not much to see in this place, plus we were just too big of a group and overwhelmed them a bit. I go across the street to Nevada because I’ve been told an old friend works here. She might be around 19 now and used to work at the Jolly Roger on Soi Yamato. The first time I ever saw her she had been in Pattaya for 6 days and didn’t even know how to say hello. My friend took her for short time a few times and said she was pretty damn good, so I figured I’d say hello.
I walk in, order a drink, and relax. I see her coming around the corner, she sees me and goes nuts. She speaks pretty good English now, remembered my name and my friend’s. I later found out that she still emails him every once in awhile. She was putting on a non-working shirt when she saw me and said she was sorry she couldn’t talk at the moment as she was going out for food. I told her I’d see her later and I checked-bin.
Next stop was the PumpStation. Sat down and had a not-so-great-looking lady sit down next to me. Not a problem for me though in a place like this. I ask about the accommodations of the bar and she tells me that there’s another bar upstairs. 375 baht for see bar (WITH AC!) and movie. Up to you for lady. Sign me up…I like going to the movies. We go up and I find that it’s not a quality oscar winning flick, but a sleazy, dirty porno. I guess it’ll have to do for the backdrop to the slurpy session. Luckily I was the only customer at the time. I could deal with it if I wasn’t, but I usually like to go solo to my bj destination. She cleans me up and goes to town. Usually it’s hard for me to come with a bj alone, but this chick had some skills “fa sho”. She started out slowly and gradually upped the tempo with me giving a little helping hand via her black locks. I stand up to deliver a mouth load of little Me’s and she takes it all in with eyes bulging and cheeks puffed out like a monkey before transferring my mini-army to the trash. By the way, the porno was pretty good too. I head over to the bar to have one more drink to replenish the fluids and watch a bit of naughty tv while being massaged by my dick’s new buddy. In come 2 other customers after I begin to delve into my wodka/nam som while trying to think of something to do next. 500 to the bj lady and I’m audi 5000.
Next stop…Hot n Cold agogo. Didn’t really want to go here because I was kinda avoiding an older chick I’d fucked before. That’s what happens when you drink too much and do stupid shit. I gotta admit though, she was wild, dirty, and had some bomb ass pussy. What the hell though, why not have a drink and say hi. I sit down and soon she’s got her tongue in my ear and wanting to know when I can see her. I tell her I butterfly and am too busy sometimes. Let her feel me up a bit while I stroke her pussy to work her up a bit. Buy her a tequila and check bin soon after. I’m a bit ahead of the group by now so I head to Wunder Bar (I think) to play some pool and relax.
After some pool I call Cap to see where everybody’s at. Oasis…wow, I’ve gotta catch up. Arrive soon to watch some nice trim flail around on stage and indulge in the 2 for 1 happy hour. Down my 2 drinks just in time to catch up to everybody else who’s just about to move on to the next venue. We saunter down to Club Blu for a sec when I realize I need to get something from the room. I come back to the Blu and have a drink. I look around and realize everybody must’ve moved on. Can’t blame ’em. I just don’t get these “niced up” places. These have gotta be owned by dudes with too much money for their own good that don’t give a shit if a place tanks or not. I could stay in the states to go to these places…I come to Pattayafor down n dirty sleaze.
Speaking of sleaze I check bin and head to Lolita’s. I wanted to try out their 9 ball challenge, but the pool table was swamped by 4 dudes playing each other…thanks guys. So once again I order a drink and begin to seriously think about what I want to get out of this night. I’m a bit drunk by now and just felt like going to sleep. So I pay the bar and walk back to the room. Day done.
On one of the last few days I was invited to a Thai friend’s house for dinner. I take my translating midget along for some good food along with a bottle of Johnny Walker red. That night we feast on clams, muscles, shrimp, and 3 big fish. 8 people total show up and we still never finish all the food. We did finish the bottle and the host sent for a bottle of Johnny dub black. I fixed his computer for him to repay his kindness and he didn’t want to quit drinking, so I told him I’d take him and his wife out to the bar with us. We went to Hottie Club because they have good pool and the owner’s a good dude. Well, my food friend ends up getting very drunk and acting a bit silly. He ends up playing the boss in pool and making an ass out of himself. I apologize to Chris and figure maybe it’s time we call it a night. Say our goodbyes and back to the room for some boomboom and sleep.
Adam’s Party – Waking up feeling like a turd I knew I had a rough night ahead. So I took it slow early in the day by going to Big C for some bbq…it sucked, then tried to find a few nice t-shirts…I suck because I’m too fat for the store I wanted to buy from. No prob, back to room for the demanded sexy time and lay around while surfing the net. Meet up with Cap at Oasis for a couple of happy hour drinks. I get accosted by a big hairy beast, this bitch has steel wool running up her legs. I can only imagine what’s hiding beneath. Oh, I forgot to mention that the word on the street is that #66 is 16. I had her on my “to do” list until 2 of the dancers let us in on this secret about a week ago. Up to you, but there was your warning. While there we had a quick glimpse of “the hammer” in his “Pattaya Man” super hero get up. I think it my just of been a raincoat though.
I escape the clutches of bigfoot with my good health and dick still intact. Me, Cap, and his 2 ladies…that’s right, this guy is a beast, head off to Soi 8 in a baht bus. The driver jips us a bit, but I’ll let Andy cover that one. We arrive to Cherry shortly and barely find us a seat in the back. No problem though because the staff never have problems finding out when you need a drink and take care us very big. We wish Adam a good one and Cap adds to that with a small Euro style makeout session. As soon as we sit down the girls have already dug into the delicious party food and load our table up with food. I am taking the black/sodas down hard and eventually decide to make the transition to the cheaper mekhong/sodas. Good move on my part because I have about 20 drinks during the night. After lots of good food, fun, meeting other members, and taking a few pics it was time for the Addict’s gogo crawl to start. I’ve missed a few so I definitely wanted to try it out. I bid farewell to Adam and Cap and headed down to Beach rd to catch a bus with Bryan and the boys.
The first gogo we sampled was Silver Star on Walking st. I liked this place. It was comfortable, not too crowed, and had fine ass butt naked Thai chicks about a foot away from my face and waiting tongue. Next was Beavers where there’s always some Beaver above your head. I decided to check out a bit early. I had hit the booze a bit hard and was starting to slow down some. I said goodbye to the Addicts guys and ventured out into WS.
I called Cap to see if he had made it to TQ2 yet to have a few drinks with Alf. He was to show up a bit later so I was left alone to find this place. I was lost in the back alleys for about 20 minutes before coming to the conclusion that I was being retarded for not just looking for the sign on WS. 2 minutes later I spied the sign and Andy standing beneath it with cell in hand about to help a brother out. We walked in to some great music and even better drinks. Probably had 6 drinks/shots within the 45 minutes that I was there. Alf was a hell of a host and I also got to meet a fellow American from Chicago. By this time I was definitely done in and was ready for some rest. I sought out a motorbike taxi and murdered me some thai with my “pai talad Buakhao”. Off to the market as I was under orders from the old lady to bring back some “sek” (insects). I ordered me up a batch of beetles and crickets before finding something for myself. I picked up 2 kinds of friend dumplings and some chicken curry. Back to the bug-bike to pay and head back to the room. I show up not too late and she’s very pleased with my shopping talent. She had already bought a few things earlier so we had a huge challenge set before us…which we met…before passing out. Here’s a few pics.
This is the food spread from last night…total – 170baht
Thai Food
Andy Playing Pool
