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Dream Teen Massage

December 4th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Trip Report, Trip Report 4


Woke up with horrible hangover. Said bye to the girl from Papagayo. Went downstairs to get the day started. Just sat down for a bit outside to have some food and do some people watching.

Breakfast of champions

Soi Diana

Next it was off to Lolitas for a wake up call. The girl’s name was Maem. Not the greatest looking, but I wasn’t really interested in that at the moment. Upstairs for bbbj and boomboom. 1000baht.

Right after that it was straight to . Read a few good reviews of the place and wanted to check it out. This place was great. I grabbed a Heineken and ordered the 2 hour Thai and balls massage. The girl was 25, good looking, pleasant, and good Engrish. After the balls massage she asked if I want special. I asked about the price. Not sure, but she mentioned something about 1500 for everything. I had already paid 600 for the massage. I just needed to fuck…bad. I say I need atm…baht low. She said no pompem.

Next was a very long and nice bbbj and then boomboom. Good shit. I give her 500baht and go downstairs. Nothing’s ever mentioned about the boomboom. A lady shows me to the nearest ATM. Then I realize I left my glasses in the room and head back to get them. That’s it, walk out the door a happy man.

Next order of business is to get drunk and find a nice lady for the night. Basically I just stumble from bar to bar drinking and having a bit of fun.

Scene at the Luxor bar on Soi 7

Finally I stop at the Classroom beer bar on Soi 2 and take a lady who I probably wouldn’t have if I was a bit sober. She looked decent…but around 40 (don’t drink so much)

Things got a bit hazy as the night went on. I think I went to Secrets off of Walking St. Not sure though. Can you guys verify?

secrets bar pattaya

secrets bar pattaya

That’s actually the first time I saw the pics and can now tell my self that it was in fact Secrets. I’m retarded. Either way I had a pretty good time there. After that back to the room.


Today I woke up with another crappy hangover. Said goodbye to the chick I barfined. Got a call from a regular of mine and told her to come on over. We sat around, go to the theater, eat at MK, then head to her bar for a little bit. I’m writing this after a few sessions and bout to hit the sack. I’m sure she’s burning up since I took the key 😛

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  • Allan

    Dream teen Pattaya. Had worst visiting massage of my life from there. Girl arrived 30 mins late, then said she had no oil so went out to buy some, rushed massage and although I paid for an hour she had gone after 40 minutes. Phoned to complain, just got the usual SOOLLEEE

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